The kingdoms of H & B
The Kingdoms of H and B
Once upon a time not so long ago, there were two kings that resided in the same kingdom of H and B. King Head was the majority ruler of the kingdom while King Butt ruled the lower half of the kingdom. There were also a couple of other members of the royal court that each had their purpose in the kingdom as well. These guys were the Archdukes of Arms, and the Lords of Legs. All was running well in the kingdom until one day King Head decided that he was more important than all of the rest in the kingdom. He informed the Archdukes of Arms that he needed to find a food supply that was less expensive for him to feed the kingdom, and that he wanted it as fast as possible. The Archdukes of Arms then in return started pushing the Lords of Legs to move faster and faster while reducing the amount of food and price that they were willing to pay. The Lords of Legs then, in return, turned to King Butt and asked for his help. King Butt than stated; I can not move that quantity as quickly as you need for the price that you need me to do it. So King Head, the Archduke of Arms, and the Lord of Legs decided to force the issue. King Butt continued to warn the others that if they continued to push the issue that one day everything would explode or implode, because King Butt can only handle so much crap at any given time before there would be an ultimate collapse of the whole system. The others in the kingdom did not care, they were making money hand over fist and kept shoving crap down King Butt. Now all of the sudden King Butt had to shutdown and there was nowhere for the others to shove their crap. This started a war that divided the kingdom, and in the end, the ultimate demise of what was once a system that worked in unity for the greater good of the kingdom.
King Head decided that he would get together with others like him and continue to force the crap down the throat and force the Archdukes of Arms and the Lords of Legs to move crap to a now defunct King Butt. King Butt decided that he and his lower part of the kingdom could continue to move the crap but would now just move less of it. King Head and his cronies decided that they would divide King Butt's kingdom up and make little independent versions of King Butt and have independent little king butts move their crap at an even cheaper rate than they had before. King Head got together with the leadership of the Archdukes of Arms and told them to implement the plan or they would cut them out altogether. King Head got together with the Lords of Legs and told them that they wanted them to be instrumental in kicking the independent little king butts around and keeping them under their watch. All was running according to plan for King Head and his cronies, until the independent little king butts got together and realized that if they were to just slow down the flow of crap that the system would get stopped up and the rest of the kingdom would have a hard time functioning without them. The indepndent little king butts decided to appoint an new king to represent them and named him King Crap. King Crap's sole purpose was to make sure that all parties in the kingdom understood the value that each and every part played in the kingdom. He reminded King Head and all of his cronies that crap rolls downhill and that it starts at the top. He went to the leaders of the Archdukes of Arms and informed them that it was still possible for the kingdom to eat without arms. He went to the leaders of the Lords of Legs and stated that while it was still possible for the kingdom to eat without legs, it would be nice if Crap, Legs, and Butt worked with each other to kick King Head and his cronies around a little in order for the coup d' etat to work.
Treaties were made, and lines were drawn and the battle ensued. King Head, the Archdukes, and the Cronies decided that they would try and starve out and regulate the alliance of Crap, Legs, and Butt. This at first caused a rift amongst the alliance and most of the independent little butts members were ill prepared for the battle. After the first few little skirmishes occurred, the alliance of Crap, Legs, and Butt (CLB) started to impact the alliance of Head, Archdukes, and Cronies (HAC). This battle went on for some time until the alliance of HAC realized that they were no longer able to dictate to CLB what the rate to move the crap would be. The alliance of HAC also realized the value that CLB added to the kingdom. They decided that it was in the best interest of all parties of the kingdom to return to the way it was in the beginning. They formed a treaty with the leaders of all parties involved and established that each part of the kingdom was as vital as the next part. The end result was the balance of peace and power was restored in the kingdom of H & B and each and every party was now content with the piece of the pie that they had.
Alfred A. Jordan
Powerhouse Transportation, LLC
Peculiar, MO
2015