Back Haul Breakfast
I went in to a TA the other day for breakfast. The waitress ask me if I wanted a menu and I told her that I already knew what I wanted. She ask and I said the back haul breakfast. She looked at me and said what is that? I said that's the long haul breakfast for half price because I'm on my way back to the house. Some other drivers started laughing and she told me I was crazy and walked away. Imagine that.